It's been way too long since I've posted a Notion! I started Natasha's Notion when I was job hunting. When I landed a gig in Chicago I guess I sold out and didn't put the time in to keeping this up. So to all my fans (about 3 of you)... I'm back...
OK here we go- I thought it was a phase but it doesn't seem to be going away. To get straight to the point… What's with the whole "chunks of toilet paper stuck to your butt" campaign that Charmin keeps running?! Bluntly- that ad is not cute. What if those cartoon bears were real human bums with cotton flakes all over them? Vulgar in real life as well as the world of cuddly Charmin animation.
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A broom?.. Ouch. |
This Notion idea has been lingering in my mind for a while (wouldn't you like to visit my brain?) and as soon as I saw a sketch on Saturday Night Live I knew I wasn't alone. Like the blogging nerd I am, well- aspire to be, I rewound the DVR and recorded the clip- see below.
Hey Ladies- My sister says, "Hi, and to 'Throw your hands in the air if yous a true playa!'" |
One example includes my sister. She was all about the quilted pattern and texture- so Quilted Northern was her go to after a #2. Shout out to the little quilting ladies that put that product together, my sister appreciates your hard work. When asking my stepdad, he said, "Size, color or softness doesnt matter- shaking hands does- tis' better to use toilet paper than your hand." Sounds like his purchase decision is determined by price and I should probably think twice before giving him anymore hi-fives. As for my mom, she is a dog lover, so she goes for Cottenelle- because the adorable golden lab is pushing around a roll on the commercials as well as the packaging and I don’t know about you but a soft puppy definitely makes me want to wipe. Other opinions were pretty much the same as mine- they were annoyed, disgusted and over the Charmin ads! Charmin would be better off using the cartoon bears in another way like, "Yes, a bear does sh*t in the woods! However, you don’t. So wipe your a** with Charmin toilet paper."
Now that slogan is "Charm"in'!
Shout out to my loved ones that nag me to keep writing Notions!
Appreciate the encouragement and faith.